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For most normal individuals, the word "retard" immediately brings to mind California Representative Nancy Pelosi. This mouth-breather has been a pimple on the ass of American politics seemingly forever, thanks to the unwavering support of her San Francisco area constituents made up of godless homos, perverts, freaks, and fellow socialist/commie retards.
This winking, blinking, twitching pinhead will go down in history for several things - all bad. Pelosi has been instrumental in destroying quality healthcare and full-time jobs, thanks to her stuffing Obamacare down America's unwilling throat, and her unwavering support for transforming millions of illegal aliens into legal parasites / Democrat voters, has paled only to her tireless efforts to facilitate the mass slaughter of as many millions of innocent unborn children as possible.
Despite those notable accomplishments, Pelosi's pinnacle of retardom was easily her visit to the Vatican in order to lecture the Pope on her certainty as a practicing Catholic that Jesus would be strong proponent of killing unborn children (you can't make this stuff up). Surprisingly, the Pontiff disagreed, but sadly elected not to exorcise the demon of stupidity out of this morally-illiterate imbecile on the spot - I'm guessing out of fear.
Normal, intelligent Americans continue to pray for this wrinkled retard to be eaten by a pack of rabid weasels before she does any more damage, but I'm sure most of us would settle for a good old fashioned stroke.
Here, have another piece of pecan pie, Aunt Nancy.