What can you say about a pair of godless bozos like Kim and Kanye? One with absolutely no identifiable talent other than possessing the face of a possum and the freakishly large, gelatinous ass of Honey Boo Boo's mom, the other a clueless, mouth-breathing, narcissistic retard whose "artistic ability" *cough cough* is speaking sophomoric words and phrases to someone else's music (in other words, he's a "rapper").
That these two imbeciles found each other is the stuff of tabloid dreams. When she's not taking endless selfies to disperse to the salivating media, Kim is usually busy taking photos of herself. The most common shot consists of her nude/semi-nude self slathered in what appears to be bacon grease - her bulbous, fat-filled pooper filling the frame like an attention-starved blue ribbon hog. Kim's tireless production of fat ass soft porn single-handedly fuels the masturbatory fantasies of literally every young black male in America, making her a bonified crossover success.
While Kim's Play-Doh back porch continues to grow like The Amazing Blob, her face looks to be getting slimmer, giving her that "ferret with a tumor on its ass" appearance that's so popular with inner city hoodrats and overweight white trailer trash skanks these days. Unfortunately, her 38 Ds are so overshadowed by her ponderous ass as to look like they need a training bra - nothing a couple of beach ball implants couldn't rectify (hey, new selfies!).
Although he apparently can't sing or play an instrument and looks like your mildly retarded garbage man, Kanye makes up for his shortcomings by consistently being the most obnoxious retard in the room. Best known for doing and saying breathtakingly idiotic things in front of millions of people, this genital wart on the ass of American entertainment somehow takes the stupidest music form ever conceived (hip hop) and actually brings it down several notches - no easy feat.
One thing's for certain - when these two morons finally slip from the public eye, that sound you hear will be every person on earth with a double digit or higher IQ collectively breathing a sigh of relief.
God, please make it soon.